Best Subwoofer ever

[CVStroker]

Yup, I found the best subwoofer ever, better than a Tumult, W7, XXX, or Parthenon. It can play super low, is increadibly efficient, and works in really tiny boxes. It's also loud enough to break any windshield on earth on a whim, and sounds so good it can give you an orgasm in 3 seconds. It's called . . . .

































The Chuck Norris-Woofer

[Calinada]

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

[Prowler573]

You guys have the Chuck Norris thing going on here as well, eh?

I thought that was something being monopolized by CA.com and SSA

[seans]

haha chucky is doing an informercial on woofers now? yall see him at night 4 the excersise machine that is what i call excellent acting

[springy101]

haha chucky is doing an informercial on woofers now? yall see him at night 4 the excersise machine that is what i call excellent acting

wow... that better be sarcasm.

[springy101]

You guys have the Chuck Norris thing going on here as well, eh?

I thought that was something being monopolized by CA.com and SSA

its teh prowler! when did you become a member here? also, the chuck norris woofer is no match for a funky pup, every one knows that.

[Tempe]

Funky Pups FTW!!!

[KirK]

I'm sorry, I just saw this forum, and no one made mention of the song. I couldn't resist... LOL.

Walker, Texas Woofer
In the design of a woofer,
The unsuspected subwoofer
Had better know the difference of bass from treble,
'Cause the bass of a woofer is upon you,
Any volume you choose it's gonna see,
When you’re in Texas look behind you,
'Cause that's where the woofers are gonna be

[Easy E]

I second the funky pups! The memories!

[nastynas]

I STILL find this funny

I know that's sad...