Best Subwoofer ever

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  • 05-12-2006, 22:07
    CVStroker
    Best Subwoofer ever
    Yup, I found the best subwoofer ever, better than a Tumult, W7, XXX, or Parthenon. It can play super low, is increadibly efficient, and works in really tiny boxes. It's also loud enough to break any windshield on earth on a whim, and sounds so good it can give you an orgasm in 3 seconds. It's called . . . .

































    The Chuck Norris-Woofer
  • 05-13-2006, 09:51
    Calinada
    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
  • 06-23-2006, 02:06
    Prowler573
    You guys have the Chuck Norris thing going on here as well, eh?
    :p
    I thought that was something being monopolized by CA.com and SSA :p
  • 06-23-2006, 21:17
    seans
    haha chucky is doing an informercial on woofers now? yall see him at night 4 the excersise machine that is what i call excellent acting
  • 07-03-2006, 20:14
    springy101
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by seans
    haha chucky is doing an informercial on woofers now? yall see him at night 4 the excersise machine that is what i call excellent acting

    wow... that better be sarcasm.
  • 07-27-2006, 20:40
    springy101
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Prowler573
    You guys have the Chuck Norris thing going on here as well, eh?
    :p
    I thought that was something being monopolized by CA.com and SSA :p

    its teh prowler! when did you become a member here? also, the chuck norris woofer is no match for a funky pup, every one knows that.
  • 08-11-2006, 22:05
    Tempe
  • 11-02-2009, 19:34
    KirK
    Walker Texas Woofer
    I'm sorry, I just saw this forum, and no one made mention of the song. I couldn't resist... LOL.

    Walker, Texas Woofer
    In the design of a woofer,
    The unsuspected subwoofer
    Had better know the difference of bass from treble,
    'Cause the bass of a woofer is upon you,
    Any volume you choose it's gonna see,
    When you’re in Texas look behind you,
    'Cause that's where the woofers are gonna be
  • 11-11-2009, 19:35
    Easy E
    I second the funky pups! The memories!
  • 09-25-2012, 13:00
    nastynas
    I STILL find this funny :D

    I know that's sad...